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Heather

The type of momma who attempts to broom handle spear their own child in the RV park. Most commonly will be found wearing a wig/bonnet and complaining about her baby daddies.
The whole RV park was talking about the sores on Heather’s ass.
by Wiggins Finest November 28, 2020
mugGet the Heathermug.

heather

Heather stole a book I lend to her while she was living in the isle of Cyprus in the nineties : I never saw her again , neither her nor the book , that's Heather ..
but she was a true Heather
by isle Heather October 28, 2017
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Heather

I don’t give 2 fucks about what your name means on here.
Damn that’s crazy heather don’t give a fuck about my name ?!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
by i like yakos May 5, 2023
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Heather

a really bad person they get something and dont give it back and they are not fair most of the time
Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
by anonymous September 14, 2021
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The double heather

A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.

The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
mugGet the The double heathermug.

Heather

i wish i were heather
someone who most of us used to be, you want to be her because she’s perfect (what you think is perfect” but you don’t like her in anyway
ewww i hate “heather” but i’d love to be her
by Livimira August 24, 2020
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