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Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.
**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg
by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018
mugGet the Gregmug.

Greg Swenson

Another known name of “Jesus Christ”.
Commonly forgotten in the New Testament.
by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022
mugGet the Greg Swensonmug.

Chucking a Greg

I heard Greg was urinating in a backpack again.
Oh indeed, he was 'chucking a Greg'
by Rodinthefog January 8, 2023
mugGet the Chucking a Gregmug.

Greg

Greg is the fanbase of Danny Gonzales and the fastest growing army on the Internet (Do not Google that) and are a loyal fanbase. Join Greg by going on YouTube and subscribing to Danny Gonzales (and also 2 Danny 2 Furious if you are an extra cool Greg). Greg is great.
Hey there Greg, welcome back to Making Fun of BTS, I mean, not BTS, BST, Billion Surprise Toys!
by JaketheVCP May 8, 2025
mugGet the Gregmug.

Greg-Secker’d

When one clicks on a YouTube video, and is greeted by an advert from infamous trading legend, Greg Secker
I clicked on a YouTube video this morning, and out of nowhere I was suddenly Greg-Secker’d
by Sreg Gecker December 25, 2023
mugGet the Greg-Secker’dmug.

Greg

Hey Greg!” - It’s just a name
by BennyBoy10 March 24, 2022
mugGet the Gregmug.

lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts which are short enough to expose his balls when bending in a certain manner in which to display them for a neighbor.
Dammit, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. Left ones lower!
by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024
mugGet the lawnmower gregmug.

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