david fertello

An amazing musician who is multi-talented. He can play the violin, drums, guitar, ukulele, and mandolin. He can take a popular song and rework it into a violin piece. He has collaborated with artists such as Taylor Mathews, Kimberly Morrel, and Cassadee Pope (to name just a few) and he toured with R5 during their LOUD tour.

I hope to one day be just as creative as David Fertello.

He reworked that piece of music like David Fertello would.
Oh my gosh, just pull a David Fertello, and finish it already!

by Dedicated Music Fan October 19, 2013

Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.

You shit ferret

by casey73 October 9, 2014

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016

Joelly Ferelly

Goddess that reins over all. The conquer of worlds. Conquer of men. The most perfect body ever. Most amazing Sex known to Gods. Intelligent, Sexy, Beautiful, and Creative. Overall the Definition of the Baddest Bitch.

Girl: I can't see
Boy: Why
Girl: I'm blinded by Joelly Ferelly's.......
Boy: No need to explain I understand

by joellyferelly December 26, 2016

Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 3, 2017

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

ben farrell

A ben farrell is when you trip over a squirrel and get aids

"Did you hear he got a ben farrell"

by pedoassasin21 May 5, 2017