Isabel Evans

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the sister of Max Evans, the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a dreamwalking power. Used to date human Alex Whitman but died when alien Tess Harding murdered him. Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, using her alien powers particularly her dreamwalking power.

Has a New York duplicate named "Lonnie" (nickname for Vilandra)

You: "Hey you know the chick who played Isabel Evans on "Roswell"? she's a hot doctor on Grey's Atonomy.
Me: "Yeah I know, plus she's in that comedy movie, "Knocked Up"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

Max Evans

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is the leader of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a healing power, which he used in the Pilot episode on his crush, the human Liz Parker. Dates human Liz Parker who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include eating anything with Tabasco sauce on top, hanging out with Liz, biology & astronomy.

Has a New York duplicate named "Zan" (deceased)

You: "Hey, have you got the first season of "Roswell" ?"
Me: "Oh yes, I just loved that pilot episode where Max Evans used his alien powers healed Liz Parker! That is lurrvve!"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

Ross Evans

A person with very little friends who’s head is very square and has a lot of sisters, also, Ross Evans is probaly a nonce who humps his pillow a lot.

Oh dear is it ross evans

by LongLiveGeorge BLDM November 3, 2019

Evan Dahm

Author of Rice Boy comics. Resides in North Carolina

www.rice-boy.com

I wish I could draw like Evan Dahm

by blumixtape March 16, 2009

Sandy Evans

A sandy evans is when a girl is giving a man a hand job and uses her snot as lubricant then pours sand on the male's penis and sucks it off.

I was hanging with this thott and she gave me a sandy evans.
I was at the beach with my girl and she gave me a sandy evans.

by Demyst December 2, 2014

evan smith

an evan smith is a person who overall should have been aborted.

Whoah that baby is fugly they should have evan smithed him.

by realtalker6969 February 5, 2019

Evan Lysacek

Mens' Figure Skating World Champion 2009; Olympic gold medalist in Vancouver 2010. One of the most gorgeous people yet seen on planet earth and thus a model. He also reacted graciously to Yvegny Plushenko's complaints that he, rather than Lysacek, deserved the gold medal.

Girl 1: Would it be wierd if I brought a cardboard cutout of Evan Lysacek to prom?

Girl 2: Only because he's dating Nastia Liukin

or

Any person: That Evan Lysacek is an AMAZING Ice skater! He has inspired me through his hard work and drive to excellence!

Any other person: ohhh yes.

by SkatersHeaven February 25, 2010