For The ER

It’s like for the streets but the hospital version.

An ICU nurse and a medsurg/tele RN are in the break room discussing how they have to make up for their ER’s incompetence.
ICU nurse: God I feel like we have to pick up their slack all the time
Medsurg/Tele nurse: what do they even do over there??
ICU nurse: what you mean besides each other?
Medsurg/Tele nurse: haha true I know one of them and her poor husband doesn’t know she gets loving from her coworkers, doctors, EMTs, paramedics, firemen, police, coroners, patients I mean he’s married to an Arby’s sandwich at this point
ICU nurse: oh yeah she’s for the ER for sure

by Daddy's Patties February 26, 2025

chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.

Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

52%er

A person who carries out a monumentally stupid action despite the stupidity of said action being explained to them over and over.

Did you hear that Dave lost an arm in the meat grinder?

I bloody told him multiple times it was dangerous, he's such a bloody 52%er.

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer November 26, 2021

ER's Pet

A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.

YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet

by skaaaa June 11, 2018

false-er

someone who frequently tells lies

taixa is a false-er, she is so dishonest.

I am not a false-er, my nickname is honest abe

by isandkay October 15, 2007

Double z-er

Used to describe a careless person who frequently does not have the right answer. Based on when someone doesn't just compute a single z-score but accidentally computes ANOTHER z-score from the first one.

Hey I may be a double z-er but when it comes to wine I always have the right answer

by not_a_doublerzer September 27, 2018

CF-er

Slur for "people" with Cystic Fibrosis.

Normal person "Aw, i just found out Music was made this year"
CF-er "Woah, I think I've heard Music before this year"

by Slommius December 9, 2021