Going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and dick around on your phone.
Guy "Yo did Jamie text you back about this weekend?'
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"
Guy2 " I dont know yet, Im going to take a Work Dump in a sec, I'll let you know in about 10"
by Cum Puncher July 20, 2011
The ass burning dump you have to take 10 minutes before going back to work, after eating Thai Food for Lunch.
by Andy Fulton December 03, 2003
A large bowel movement due to excessive eating over the holidays, taken once a year usually after Christmas, removing a few holiday pounds that were put on from as early as Thanksgiving.
Me: Woa dude you lost alot of weight when did you start dieting
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump
by the hack man December 30, 2009
by BV69BV April 21, 2017
A chip dump is the action of dumping the last little bit of a bag of chips into one's mouth for the purpose of finishing off the bag without having to use one's hands to pick up the tiny chip fragments. Chip fragments are considered by some to be the most sought after part of the chip eating experience.
Guy: Hey can you pass the chips?
Girl: There are none left!
Guy: Sure there are!
Girl: *passes chip bag*
Guy: *commences chip dump*
Girl: *shakes head*
Girl: There are none left!
Guy: Sure there are!
Girl: *passes chip bag*
Guy: *commences chip dump*
Girl: *shakes head*
by jonic_ October 16, 2010
You've got one week to pay me back. If not, I'll give you the brow dump of the century.
Why haven't you payed me? Your brow is done for.
Yo, that bitch gave me a huge wet brow dump last night. I got a total half-stack.
Why haven't you payed me? Your brow is done for.
Yo, that bitch gave me a huge wet brow dump last night. I got a total half-stack.
by eggplant_anus March 21, 2009
by greendump69 June 09, 2008