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monkey cult

Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest
Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world
by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021
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Floor cult

Floor is heaven we need to clean it with bleach , we love floor and floor love us
Be like us
Love floor
Avi worship floor
I love floor
Floor Cult is good
by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020
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Cargo Cult

When one culture believes the “cargo” (technology) of a technologically superior culture was stolen and was intended for them instead.
The CCP commonly tells its populace that the west stole its technology, and said technology was rightly and divinely intended for the Chinese people. This makes the CCP a cargo cult.
by Monkey Putin November 6, 2023
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what is a kam cult

it is a cult with people our king is kam kam is our leader u wont find these many cults their is only a lil out their kam is kam kam is our kam kam is us kam is we kam is kam KAM is our favorite song kam kam kam it is a easy to join this cult kam will sniff u and he will see if your the chosen one kam can smell your fear it is a cult with killing and eating we have parties every Friday and our next victim is on Friday the 13 kam kam we love kam we are kam kam is kam kam kam kam kam is us we evil kam is evil us is evil .......... sincerely kam
what is a kam cult it is evil
by fluffyunicorncat February 8, 2021
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Mr B Cult

Led by Deklen, cheer on while you listen to the great song in the cult.
I am part of the Mr B Cult/
by Im_Player January 17, 2023
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Totalitarian Sect-Cult

Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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Michael Cult

Michael cult: A tik tok cult that is stronger than any cult including vegeta cult
by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
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