Burning the candle at both ends

Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.

I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!

by C. Felix Reardon December 28, 2005

Cinder Block

Cinder Block-(noun/verb)-
(noun) One who has sex with only virgins or has had sex with a virgin. The term cinder block is now used very loose.It is used in almost any case of sex now.

Look at the cinder block giving it to pamela andrews.

by jay and jared March 25, 2004

Candle Wax

Getting your dick shaft waxed but leaving the rest.

Beach Season Bro, Time to get my Candle Wax done.

by WhiskeyKarma April 4, 2019

jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)

Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane

by rafaldinho October 11, 2013

Birthday Candle

sending duck pics or getting them on your birthday

Robin look at these big birthday candles

by oldman 34 February 13, 2017

roman candle

It's when u hypnotize a chick to instantly go uncouncious when you are snipping your fingers,
you then have to fuck her really hard so she forgets about the time, and when you cum,...
you shoot your load into her face and in that very moment you snip your fingers, so her lights go out.
Then you fuck her again but only wake her up by snipping your fingers shortly before you cum again.
and than again you snip your fingers.

You'll have to repeat that about 10 or a dozen times, (phew thats hard I know)
but if you succeed the girl will be so happy with you,

because she thinks you are the most potent man on this planet.
And you only cum for her just a ... yap... a roman candle.

dude: hey, hows your new girl doin with ya?
you: Last week i gave her a special surprise, and this week... man cant tell you what fucked up things

she's doin for me now in bed!!
dude: hey WTF? what did you do to get that chick so horny?
you: hey man it's easy.. I just gave her the roman candle...

by skankpeter May 22, 2022

Reverse Roman Candle

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.

As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

by El Chupachichis July 31, 2013