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Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
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Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.
Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.
by fuckfreud October 12, 2019
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Knight of Cerebus

In order to add more drama to a series which has been, up until that moment, lighthearted and comedic in nature, a villain (or antagonist of some sort) is introduced and is portrayed as a genuine threat, in contrast to the bumbling and comedic villains the heroes have faced before. The villian's arrival is sudden, and he is usually either a totally new character, or a character that has undergone a particularly dramatic Face–Heel Turn.
Frizea from Dragon Ball Z is a Knight of Cerebus, Likewise, in the Namek Arc, the fight with him is easily one of the most graphic in the franchise, consisting of torturous beatdown after beatdown since it's an extremely one-sided fight till Goku turns Super Saiyan.
by bullfrog050371 January 3, 2020
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Korean Bowl of Cereal

This is normally when a young Korean woman is having sex with an older white man, and the woman GAPES her asshole open, (acting as a bowl) and the man spunks in her asshole, (acting as milk), and then she shits, (acting as the cereal), and then it is consumed with a large spoon.
Yo, I'm not hungry I just had a Korean Bowl of Cereal a couple of hours ago. Tasted like shit but filled me up good.
by Theytrynabecrate March 18, 2021
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Kaboom Breakfast Cereal

The name of a vitamin-fortified, circus-themed breakfast cereal produced by General Mills, which contained oat cereal bits shaped like smiling clown faces and marshmallow bears, lions, elephants, and stars. Its mascot was a smiling circus clown. It originated in 1969.
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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Are U Super Cereal

A dude that abuses kermit for views
Are U Super Cereal is a dead ass YouTube channel
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Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood
Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change
by -LL17 February 14, 2019
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