Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022

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Bus Life

A type of living style, such as gangsta, and punker. People who are part of Bus Life, usualy use the Bus or other public transporations to travel.

How you gettin to the club?
"Buslife".

by Jordan June 6, 2004

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bus bunny

A person who rides the city bus for the expressed purpose of flirting with the bus driver.

That bus bunny rides the bus all day.

by Zooey Mama March 17, 2017

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Bus Whore

A person who feels as though they have to flirt or whore around with every member of the oppsite sex on the bus to make themsleves feel important. The Bus Whore will probably end up dating multiple people on the bus and will have very big commitment problems with them. He will probably end up going out with them for a week or so and break up with them out of boredom and then move on to his next victim.

"Hey Lulu look at that douche whose going out with the bus whore." " Wow Brando what an idoit , there only gonna be together until that manwhore gets bored"

by fictional_reality27 July 8, 2006

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