Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.

Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell

by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021

Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.

John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!

by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024

Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.

oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow

by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024

Lincoln High School

LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s is where you can usually find the most ghetto whores, students smoked out, freshman’s with more diseases burning like hell or having 2+ Kids. Although their football team is amazing. And usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.

Somebody from Lincoln High School burned me in 2019.

by TheWokeBitch September 21, 2021

Lincoln

Lincoln’s are guy with huge penises. They are amazing in bed they will eat you like pizza. They like hot girls that are thic.

Girl 1: Holy shit that is a Lincoln
Girl 2: He definitely has a HUGE penis

by Kenna Soulek July 5, 2019

Soggy lincoln

When you're hitting from behind and when you finish you nut in the back of her head.

Last night was a mess! I had did a soggy lincoln and didn't have a towel!

by ShaqHoldingASodaCan December 22, 2021

Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022