gamers dump

When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.

When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.

by univsoldur May 11, 2006

Fatty Dump

The ass burning dump you have to take 10 minutes before going back to work, after eating Thai Food for Lunch.

"I got to take a Fatty Dump"

by Andy Fulton December 3, 2003

Toyam Dump

The act of masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

Ben likes taking Toyam Dumps. I'm not sure why, but he does.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

war dump

The act of emptying your bowels before battle or a strenuous activity.

Tom: “bro I’m cramping up before every game do you know what the deal is”
John: “just go take a war dump, your body wants to be ready”

by Glocks2Cocks July 21, 2019

Dump and Punish

Dropping a log that carries such a stench it seeps into the lungs, brings tears to the eyes and melts the hearts of the wicked.

Kevin: So I'm at Ben's house and I have to poo out the 23 gas station hotdogs I just ate. Anyway long story short I gave him the ol' dump and punish.

Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?

by NLeggs May 23, 2013

Holiday dump

A large bowel movement due to excessive eating over the holidays, taken once a year usually after Christmas, removing a few holiday pounds that were put on from as early as Thanksgiving.

Me: Woa dude you lost alot of weight when did you start dieting
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump

by the hack man December 29, 2009

Chip Dump

A chip dump is the action of dumping the last little bit of a bag of chips into one's mouth for the purpose of finishing off the bag without having to use one's hands to pick up the tiny chip fragments. Chip fragments are considered by some to be the most sought after part of the chip eating experience.

Guy: Hey can you pass the chips?

Girl: There are none left!

Guy: Sure there are!

Girl: *passes chip bag*

Guy: *commences chip dump*

Girl: *shakes head*

by jonic_ October 18, 2010