Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 28, 2022

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bus fag

a person who likes to fuck buses, and mod's stolen content buses and gets called out

YOU MODDED JASONS VISION? YOU bus fag

by busfan_21221 April 10, 2020

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Bus List

A list of people you want to see hit by a bus.

Did you see that crook Blagojevich is writing a tell-all book about political corruption? What an asshole! He's definitely on my Bus List.

by Rye! March 03, 2009

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Bus Butt

The rear end of a public transit bus which sticks out into traffic when it stops for passengers, thus rendering cars unable to pass.

"I hate driving in that lane, you get bus butt the whole way!"
"I am going to miss the next light because of this bus butt"

by damoi September 03, 2009

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Bus Whore

A person who feels as though they have to flirt or whore around with every member of the oppsite sex on the bus to make themsleves feel important. The Bus Whore will probably end up dating multiple people on the bus and will have very big commitment problems with them. He will probably end up going out with them for a week or so and break up with them out of boredom and then move on to his next victim.

"Hey Lulu look at that douche whose going out with the bus whore." " Wow Brando what an idoit , there only gonna be together until that manwhore gets bored"

by fictional_reality27 July 09, 2006

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