You are not the father

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011

you know you want it

A phrase where a desperate man is trying to seduce a girl so she can be another notch in the bedpost, but listen guys
cos ALL girls dont necessarily want it. It really pisses me off that you assume that all we want is sex or that "we say no but we really mean yes" it wont give up our doubts but it will give up our dreams (when you pressure us in the case of full-blown sex) so when we say no it MEANS no look it up in the goddamn dictionary.

Joe: ready to take the next step babe? (kisses Jill heavier and heavier)
Jill: I'm not ready yet, to give up my dreams of becoming a doctor we should wait a while, we're not mature for sex yet but when we are it'll be really special.
Joe: common you know you want it you prude
Jill: *slaps joe* grow up you pig and leaves joe with his right hand.

by Hellen Wheels December 14, 2008

slide you

To slide someone means you'll hit them so hard that they'll be rendered unconscious or get knocked down.

"Don't make me slide you in front of yo friends"

by Nemornothing July 28, 2017

You Sack

A disrespectful coment said as nice as possible. To let the person figure the rest out for themselves.

You sack..... ????????????

you sack the upset boy said to his mother. He didn't get smacked.

by Pumpkin with a skin condition May 25, 2010

you a dub

Irrelevent, annoying, irritating, ignore worthy person.

"Yo why wont you talk to me?"

"you a dub"

by Slang from across america November 24, 2015

Jokes on you

when you try to pull a joke on someone and instead you are the victim, the joke is on you.

If you put glue on your friends seat and mistakenly sit there, the jokes on you

by Qachosky June 7, 2014

Delete You

Completely erasing someone from your life after they have either broke your heart, hurt you, betrayed you, annoyed you, and/or lost you as friend. Burning pictures, deleting numbers,facebook,buddy list, emails, tearing up letters.

Usually accompanied by intense heartache or crying

Anthony- Rachel it is over I have moved on

Rachel {Walks away crying}

Rachel(At Home)- I HATE YOU ANTHONY WHY DID I EVER LOVE YOU YOU ARE OUT OF MY LIFE!! I AM OFFICIALLY DELETING YOU. DELETE YOU!!

by imgointhrushitD.L.A.S. October 14, 2009