You

You’re you. But so am I. So is she, and he. So is that thing, and this thing. So is any other person in the world. You you you, you.

Person 1: “After a while you’ll get used to it.”
Person 2: “Ah, everybody does, don’t they.”
Person 1: “No, you will get used to it.
Person 2: “Me?”
Person 1: “No, you.”
Person 2: “So I will get used to it.”
Person 1: “No, it’s you.”
Person 2: “Who?”
Person 1: “See that cat behind you? Yeah, you.”
Person 2: “Behind me? There is no cat behind me.”
Person 1: “No, behind you.”
Person 2: “I refuse to decipher this conversation anymore.”

by Hehe… February 17, 2022