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white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.
Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist
by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021
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Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.
Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!
by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015
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Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.
We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.
by Fuzz Aldrin February 22, 2013
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San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
by Thahash May 14, 2022
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Wine bitch

A punk bitch that hates women because wants to be treated like a LADY. He claims to be straight, but is totally uncomfortable with his sexuality. He wants the dick so bad that he fantasizes about his girlfriends getting gang raped. He is a miserable hag that doesn't help pay bills and would rather live with his dad than have responsibilities, or shacks up with the next dumb bitch he finds.
That dude Mike is a scrub, a straight up wine bitch.
by vrcoon January 22, 2023
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Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.
Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."
by JD_NZ December 6, 2021
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Quincy Wine

A bottle of Listerine or a suitable alcohol based substitute used with the express intent of getting drunk.
Did you see that huge pile of Quincy Wine bottles behind CVS? Someone had a pretty great/terrible time.
by Atomic Playboy April 10, 2017
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