wrenchkwando

It's the art of pretending to fight with out really hitting anybody... just go all crazy eyes with a big damn wrench and swing it like a club. Erie body El know what ya mean.

John grabbed that 1 1/2 24" box end wrench and started going all wrenchkwando so me and earl got the hell up outta there before he done gone and dowed somebody out.

by Trails2follow July 26, 2021

Wrenching

A form of sex play involving wrenches and a lot of soreness

Y: Wake up, babe. The new wrench from Etsy has just been added to our collection! It’s time for your daily wrenching!

H: Oh!

by JAT448 October 1, 2021

Wrenchmonkee

Wrenchmonkee ( rench-muhng-kee )
noun

1. a professional at customizing and making things work when others can't

2. a shop that is skilled in the world of fitment and is not scared to slam a 240 on 18x12 on a 215/35 or install a 10” lift on your Silverado with 26x14’s on 33’s

3. a shop that is dedicated to bagging the world #bagtheworld

"I went to a shop to get my car bagged, fenders rolled and tires stretched but they didn't know what I was talking about and told me that I needed to go see Wrenchmonkee"

by Wrenchmonkee May 11, 2022

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

Ruba wrencher

An exteme stretch of the right leg that leads to a muscle strain in the right upper ball area (ruba). Occurs in numerous kama sutra sexual positions and can be debilitating for the male. Also occurs in athletic events, rock climbing, and general stretching.

"Holy shit babe, I cant keep my foot on the back of your head while doing you doggie - its a ruba wrencher!"

by mondotronix June 19, 2012

Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.

by allenwrenching April 30, 2014

Tooth Wrencher

Slang for dentist.

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa June 14, 2016