When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.
Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".
This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.
Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!
Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"
The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.
Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
Get the So fucking twistedmug. Verb.
When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.
When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.
I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring
by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014
Get the Twisted Mantis Springmug. This is when a woman, is performing oral sex on a guy. She does not want the guy to 'nut' in his mouth. So the guy says, 'ok.'
At 'splurging' moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his 'knob' as he can, and twists...realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.
At 'splurging' moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his 'knob' as he can, and twists...realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.
by ChaRMuMPiS July 29, 2006
Get the The Twist n Lockmug. by twistaroo March 19, 2003
Get the mind twistmug. by Tough Guy Ty November 12, 2009
Get the Pinch-N-Twistmug. by fakemonster August 24, 2005
Get the don't twist emmug. Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world
by xtremeirishman October 25, 2014
Get the Irish Twistmug.