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trafficated

1. to be hindered by traffic.
2. to be consumed by cars while participating in bumper to bumper driving.
wow.. sorry i'm late, the freeway was extremely trafficated
by Ali Haggerty August 5, 2008
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TrafficJam

When people in a conversation all start talking at the same time!
( "I tho.."
Same time《 "Hey.."

( "We.."

Sametime or separate {"TrafficJam! "
by No Love, Ends Life July 31, 2016
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taffy

Philadelphia slang for lollipop, especially the small ones that may be found at a bank. "Taffy" can refer to any smaller lollipop, including Dum-Dums, Tootsie Pops, Blow Pops, etc. Only the larger swirly ones are referred to as a lollipop.

Not to be confused with Saltwater Taffy that is found at many candy stores as well as down the shore.
Example 1: One of the neighbors gave me a taffy when I went trick-or-treating.

Example 2: They were out of taffies at the bank, and I really wanted one.

Example 3: This taffy tastes like bubblegum!
by Lord Chocolate June 18, 2017
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Traffic hour

3:30-9:30
Don’t come over until after traffic hour.
by Traffichour January 11, 2018
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wooty taffy

taffy that is amazing and wonderful, and you're forced to woot at it's greatness. so woot, damnit!
i ate some amazing wooty taffy yesterday! it was like orgasm in my mouth.
by dr. evil kitty January 21, 2008
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Vampire Traffic

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.
"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."
by T.J.X February 21, 2010
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Dutch Traffic Jam

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.
On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.
by WTFuck July 10, 2014
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