Best friend

Krystek Robakiewicz aka Tuki Tuki.

Krys is the best friend a person can ask for

by Ecnalnogard June 9, 2020

Best Buy

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.

Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

Best friend

A best friend is someone you can depend on and you trust. Someone who will always have your back. Someone that you always have fun with. Someone that makes you smile. Those people are cameron ,grace,Dylan ,rylee, Wynn,Katie v ,Nikki, ella,ford,elle,Hailey,mae,andsophie

Love y’all wonder if you will ever see this lol 💕💕

“Your my best friend” “your mine too” “I am at your house like 24/7”

by Ainsley Alexander July 18, 2018

best practice

You're an idiot if you're not doing at least that

Every idiot knows that less form fields is a best practice

by mrB2B May 28, 2018

Best friend

An ironic term used to describe 2 individuals who have beef with each other.

Jonas: Hello Jun
Jun: ...
Jonas: Oh yes i forgot, we are best friends

by Zemien August 23, 2019

Best couple

Ami and grace

Wow ami and grace are rlly the best couple

by lol ur mum December 20, 2021

Best Friend

The person that is always there for you. If you fall when your with your friend , yeah they'll help you up and maybe giggle or something. BUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND if you fall they will laugh their head off for 2 hours and then help you up. Your best friend is the one that you don't wanna kill if they slap your sandwich out of your hand. But if someone that is just your FRIEND does that, they are dead in 2 seconds. Your best friend is your homie. Your sister / brother. You know what go to your best friend right now and thank them, for being them. Let them know, it might just make their day. You know what, you might have two. Three. Five even! I don't know. It doesn't matter though. They are yours, and will be forever. Do not let them go. It will be the worst regret of your life. Thank you for your time.

Bestfriends fighting:
Bsf 1:" I hate you! "
Bsf 2: *hurt* " Yeah well I hate you too!"

Later:

Bsf 1: *regrets and feels miserable*
Bsf 2: *upset*

Later

Bsf 1: "im sorry."
Bsf 2: "it's okay"
*hug*
Bsf 1: "ily. i missed you so much"
Bsf 2: "same"

Moral : NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND GO!

by Unknown Name Definer November 5, 2019