A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
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Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Then the movie studio releases the trailer for the next one and you become really excited again
Person 1: New trailer for the 4th one
Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly
Person 1: At least just watch the trailer
Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket
Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
Person 2: not interested. The trilogy wrapped everything up perfectly
Person 1: At least just watch the trailer
Person 2: Ok *Watches Trailer*
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: *says nothing, and instead preorders opening premiere ticket
Person 1: Seems to be the Toy Story Effect to me
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