Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet

Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass

by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020

Brandon

F-boy.

Brandon is a f boy

by ñañaññqñqñqljejr October 17, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.

I wish I never stopped talking to my bestie brandon in high school

Brandon is the best

by Autumn17 July 7, 2021

Brandon

The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.

Brandon is cool as fuck

by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017

Brandon

worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide

Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time

by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019

Brandon

wants McDonald's

Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's

by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018

Brandon

A man with a micropenis

That man has a small penis, he must be a Brandon!

by BigBoyMan August 23, 2018