Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake
shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase
by bk.adenn February 19, 2022
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Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
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Bless Me

Toronto slang for giving/receiving goods or currency, usually in a philanthropic sense.
Yo, fam! You gon' bless me a likkle punny peice of popcorn? I didn't eat all day, I'm marved!
by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024
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When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
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When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
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bless it be the south

i just hit a lick on that dude we was talkin about

bless it be the south
by bluedream January 28, 2023
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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