Crummy Buttons

Crummy Buttons is a term for disappointment in any given situation. I first heard of Crummy Buttons on the Andy Griffith Show.

You are bowling and just miss a strike, Crummy Buttons is an appropriate and clean response.

by Opey1 March 6, 2010

turbo button

When about to climax, you jam your finger on your tait and spray extra hard (if done successfully). Put in your sphincter for the O-ring Overdrive.

Man, last night when i fucked my bitch i tapped her turbo button and she went into overdrive!

by the spike experirence January 30, 2006

push the button

1. To unload on or completely obliterate an adversary or enemy. A reference to the President launching a nuclear strike.

2. A female rubbing one out or getting one rubbed out

Mayweather fights in a style that doesn't let his opponents push the button.
When grandpa watches Fox News all day all he becomes cranky and mutters about pushing the button on those anti christian sand diggers.
When we stay with her parents at the cabin my girlfriend expects me to at least push the button when we go off to sleep.

by Rocky Mountain Potorado April 14, 2016

button-holed

Poking someone in the belly button.

"Ouch, you button-holed me. That shit hurts!"

by L2S96 April 1, 2009

Whiskey Buttons

Put a couple drops of whiskey on a girls tits. Quickly, lite the fluid and let it burn. The resulting welt is a Whiskey Button.

Luke: wow what the hell was that scar on that girl's rack?

Matt: Ahh its the ol' whiskey buttons, that cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Rage86 December 27, 2007

jelly-button

alternative way of describing your's or someone's belly button. best used when a persons stomach is so large and covered in fleshy rolls that the button is barely visible

There is a guy at work who always eats fast food, his stomach rolls are hiding his jelly-button.

by HollieNanner August 3, 2008

POOH BUTTON

1. Having ones food contaminated by pissing someone off in an eating establishment.
2. A non- sanitary resteraunt by the ways of cleaning.

if one should send their food back more than once whether it is busy or not, the waiter will hit the pooh button on them. Such as spit, a pooh finger, a sneeze, a booger, etc...

by basqo December 22, 2006