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an "at home hang-out" with only male friends
*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"
by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022
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tell me now!

The refrain of an adult with a child's level of patience.
"At some point maybe we can discuss it."
"No! Tell me now!"
by Monkey's Dad May 31, 2020
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Tell

Tell is a directioner
by Cityvibez May 31, 2020
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tell giuliana the answers september

when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework

they also have to help her when she has any questions
“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”
by ya same September 12, 2022
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Dead Man Tells No Tales

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
by Frankster420 October 7, 2019
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tell some jokes

smoke mariganja

it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012
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EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
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