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tuesday

The worst day of the week. Usually bad things happen on that day. You're tired from all the work that happened on Monday, and next day is Tuesday. Guess what, you still have 3 days until the weekend.
"Damn its still Tuesday..."
by alalalalal September 13, 2007
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CUNext TUESDAY

Used in a sentence: She is being a cunt!
by Lilinater March 10, 2004
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Torture Furry Tuesday

Torture Furry Tuesday is every tuesday. On that day you get to kill furries with any weapon of your choice and get away with it.
Furry: My favorite day of the week is fursuit friday!
Chad: You know what my favorite day of the week is?
Furry: What?
Chad: Torture furry tuesday. *pulls out shotgun*
by ShitAndPissAreInMyPants February 12, 2023
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Tuesday

Noun: A person who acts in a particularly bitchy manner, but the word bitch just doesn't cover it, and you don't want to say the proper word because there are kids around or you are in a work setting. A reference to See You Next Tuesday.
Mark: Joan from accounting keeps ratting on me for taking office supplies

Greg: I know, I hate that Tuesday.
by iLL-MATIX November 6, 2010
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Tuesday

The most boring day of the week; or at least until all of the piza places made a special on that day!
Tuesdays just don't feel so...Tuesdayish anymore.
by Stiffy May 1, 2004
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Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.
man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!
by pwnerofall June 23, 2009
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A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.
Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.
by SkyPullera May 17, 2004
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