Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.

Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."

by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011

Steven Seagal

Fat, out of shape actor who has trouble speaking because of his fat face. Moves hands a lot when he has to fight. Fights in films don't last long because he tires very quickly

A line from any steven seagal movie

Villian: Ha Ha My plan is almost complete
Seagal: mmm mmmmm mm mm huuuh mmm huuuhhh mmm huuhhh

Seagal proceeds to beat up villian very slowly

by ric flair August 08, 2006

Steven Byrne

An Irish Ginger who lives in America.

Person A: Look at that Steven Byrne over there!

Person B: He must have no soul and like beer a lot.

by AdmiralAkbar3 June 16, 2010

Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 18, 2019

Aye Steven

Created in the 1840's as a simple exclamation.

It is either an exclamation, or a racist slur.

Hey what's that over there? AYE STEVEN!

by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005

fuzzy steven

The sweaty landing strip betwixt the fleshy droopers and the darkstar.

Whilst tidying up my anal crevace with garden clippers I carelessly nicked my fuzzy steven.

by Stephanie & Justin September 10, 2006

Bulimic Steven

Sexual intercourse performed in the missionary position, wherein the male (top) vomits directly into the woman's mouth upon reaching climax.

Dude, I totally pulled a Bulimic Steven on Hot Kristie last night...she ate that shit right up!

by Bruce, Borg and J-Flo March 15, 2008