Ben Simpson

i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.

wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend

by Catherine wilson May 17, 2020

simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now

boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”

by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020

Homer Simpson

I know damn right you did not just look up Homer Simpson

Dude watch The Simpsons on Fox then you will know who the fuck Homer Simpson is

by Puss_bot June 1, 2020

Niamh Victoria simpson

Niamh Victoria simpson is currently holding the world record for the largest amount of dildos owned as she masturbates up to 10 times a day with different shapes and sizes

“Who is Niamh Victoria simpson”?
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “

by Niamhsimpsonlovesdick September 25, 2020

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “

Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020