Sam 

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

Sam by ieka October 17, 2017

Sam 

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

Sam by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

Sam 

An idiot who I could totally beat in fortnite.

Stop being such a sam!!!

Sam by Josh772 January 1, 2018

Sam 

He is a smart and musical boy he usually is a big hearted person he like to joke alot with his friends and sweet to his girlfriend

Girl: omg is that Sam

Me: yea he is my boyfriend

Sam by Unicorn2203 May 2, 2018

sam 

ungrateful son of a bitch

sam is messed up

sam by ijgrejknlemfwrfubhfjnke January 13, 2018

Sam 

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

Sam by Account1 November 10, 2017

Sam 

The dumbest most annoying idiot to walk the Earth, he is a fucking brick

Sam is a fucking shoe, lol xd

Sam by JustPandazGaming November 25, 2017