Sam 

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

Sam by ieka October 17, 2017

Sam 

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

Sam by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

Sam 

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

Sam by Account1 November 10, 2017

Sam 

The dumbest most annoying idiot to walk the Earth, he is a fucking brick

Sam is a fucking shoe, lol xd

Sam by JustPandazGaming November 25, 2017

Sam 

Usually the best in bed, Ik from experience, u know when they have big feet they have big socks and big socks = big cocks, this is named at sam Tavolieri I will fuck u again someday but that will be hard seeming that there are so many bitches on ur tip xoxoox

I I love sams

Sam by Reg69 December 4, 2017

Sam 

A really chill dude with a Jew-fro. He has his shortcummings and at times a lack of morality, but overall is a pretty fun person to hang out with.

Bro, I wanna feel you inside me; you’re such a sam

Sam by Flammingidiot December 10, 2017

Sam 

An idiot who I could totally beat in fortnite.

Stop being such a sam!!!

Sam by Josh772 January 1, 2018