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Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009
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The Slide hammer

When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"

"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."

"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
by FUCT UP December 14, 2009
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Stalk Slip

Accidentally mentioning to an acquaintance, typically of the opposite gender, something you learned about them through Facebook stalking.
Girl: "I had a great time on vacation"
Guy: "Yeah! I hear Costa Rica is beautiful!"
Girl: "I never said anything about Costa Rica..."
Guy: "Yikes. Stalk slip..."
by 18sa May 6, 2010
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bread sliced

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."
by slipperywizard December 19, 2011
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banana slit

When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.
I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.
by MBurns91 February 19, 2012
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siren slide

A rapid interest in something followed by an immediate loss of interest; a short lived trend.

Metaphorically, like the Doppler Effect: sirens coming closer and getting louder, and then decreasing just as quickly.
Guy 1: What ever happened to the guy that did that song Gangnam Style?

Guy 2: American interest in a Korean pop star? Total siren slide...
by Duckspeak Begone October 5, 2012
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Cajun Slick

The best possible starting hand in Texas-Holdem poker. Consisting of a deuce and a five, off suit, as the players starting whole cards.
Some idiot named Max tried to step to me with poket tens on the bubble. Too bad for him I was slowplaying the Cajun Slick. Poor guy never stood a chance.
by PhilHellmuthSucks February 26, 2014
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