Ruby

An extremely small black and white shih-tzu dog. Commonly this bread of mutt contain big boobs which can occasionally cause uncomfort and a tripping hazard for the dog. Medical help is often seeked as Ruby has gain many severe injuries due to the large breast size. This can include titty reduction. Pet insurance is not available for dogs named Ruby as they are far to likely to cause the insurance company to go into extreme debts.

“omg that dog has huge tits, it must be a Ruby”

“yes that dog is Ruby”

“SOMEONE HELP RUBY IS HAVING A TITTY ATTACK”

“oh dear, I’m sorry but let insurance cannot cover that.”

by Vanyastan123 September 20, 2021

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Ruby

She is amazing, beautiful, and hilarious at times. She can be your best friend, but if you hurt someone she loves, you will feel her wrath. she will do anything to protect the ones she loves. if you manage to catch a ruby, don't you dare let go. she is lovable and will have your back 100% of the time. you will do anything to make her as happy as she makes you. i can go on and on and on about how amazing she is, but nobody wants to read that.

Person 1: have you met ruby?

Person 2:Yeah! she's my best friend!

by thatpseudonymisalreadyinuse September 27, 2021

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Ruby Moment

When someone named ruby or did something dumb as fuck it's called a ruby moment

That's a ruby moment

by Brendypoo September 29, 2021

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ruby porter

this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3

ruby porter should hang out with us more ;)

by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021

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