South Parking

Consuming a substance, of any type, through the colon, as an alternative to oral consumption.

My friend tried South Parking a gram of hash, and he's had the munchies for three days....

by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009

asian parking lot syndrome

When Lisa and a bunch of her Asian friends stand around chit chatting while they decide what they want to do next

Lisa says that we are experiencing Asian Parking Lot Syndrome. Does anyone else know what she is talking about?

by jakattack April 14, 2014

parakitamol

Headache remedy for a cat.

My cat had a sore head so I gave it some parakitamol.

by Imelda Markos July 15, 2006

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010

Debt Parking

Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!

Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, dat div you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!

by Johnnyawb March 19, 2007

DJ parking

Parking at the back of the parking lot in a drive through parking spot and possibly stuffing it up.

eg. " Let's do DJ parking!"

by cantilever October 16, 2008

parking lot pimp

plp or parking lot pimp'

when you were either to busy talking to one girl/guy, and saw a cutie in the bar and waited til the girl/guy was in the parking lot to start gettin the pimpin on.

yo bro, let parking lot pimp these girls

by 1defcon May 16, 2011