13th month pay

-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.

-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.

-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.

Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??

agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
by REPS(name) December 14, 2009
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crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
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Pay Day Hang Over

When you get paid on the Friday and making it rain left right and centre like a baller then wake up Saturday morning and check your bank account and realise you have rinsed EVERYTHING!!!
ahh man I over spent hard last night why on earth did we hire those Bitches... and buy all that coke... and... and... I don't know remember anything else... how the hell am I going to pay my rent... fill my car up... oh fuck this pay day hang over is killing me... im FUCKING RUINED!
by Gods OffSpring April 28, 2016
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Grey pays

Maple peas (sometimes yellow split peas).

Key ingredient in hearty, traditional dish from the Black Country (large industrial region in central England).
The dried pulses, bacon, water, seasoning, onion (optional), cooked slowly and served with faggots.
Popular street food and in pubs, especially with football goers.

Pronounced "gray pays" due to the strong and recognisable accent of the region.
* "let's get us gray pays half time, son."

* "That's proper black country grub, that is. Gray pays and bacon. That takes me back, our kid."

* "Our mam does the best grey pays."
by Awkward broccoli January 07, 2024
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Nigga pay

Nigga pay is a credit card that says nigga on it that Ethan walker walks around swiping between peoples asses
Ethan walker: yo do you take nigga pay
Cashier: uh n-
*swipes between ass*
by Spicy nigga November 20, 2023
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Nigga pay

A credit card that says nigga on it that Ethan walker always walks around with
Dude Ethan walker slid the Nigga pay between my ass cheeks and asked if I take nigga pay
by Spicy nigga November 13, 2023
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Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.
You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”
by Wilksonstilks December 19, 2021
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