A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...
Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021
When you have a burning sensation down there after you fill your undies with wasabi. “Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”
by Wasabi mama March 11, 2023
When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017
The exhilarating rush one feels when the warmth of vagina is unleashed from the panties to one’s fingers, lips, etc.
by Joans October 07, 2022
It is when you take the panties of someone, any color will do but orange works best, and then you Defecate in them and place them back into their dresser without them knowing.
by Hay-Hay-Poo~ December 27, 2011
Cloth masks worn to make society feel safer during the covid-19 pandemic. The masks typically are colorful in nature with a assortment of patterns. Face panties are made trendy by millienials & Democrat voters to feel like they are contributing their part to an exciting prolonged narrative.
That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get glamour shots.
by Greendukey June 18, 2021
by DankMastaSauce July 12, 2016