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The Shit Rope

When life hasn't been so kind to you and your in a deep pit and life throws you a rope covered in shit and kerosene and just when you think there might be some hope, life lights the rope from the top and you find yourself making zero positive progress of anything as usual and your still staying at square one.
When life isnt kind to you and you only get the shit rope and you are shit of luck in other words unfortunate.
by DylanRThomas December 7, 2019
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rope

A long object that can stop you from falling if you grab it with your hand saving your life.
It can also stop you from falling if you grab it with you neck ending your life.
I use ropes while i climb so i don't fall. My friend used it in his basement for some reason tho...
by patcat December 10, 2019
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Tow Rope

You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.
My sausage looks like it has Marina sause after me and my girlfriend did the Tow Rope
by 大男孩子 December 20, 2019
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Nut Rope

1. Someone who likes a specific type of cock a ball torture, in which they walk on a tight rope and drop onto it with their testicles. The higher the rope is, the better.

2. A type of cock and ball torture in which a person walks on a tight rope and drops onto it with their testicles. The higher the rope is, the better it feels.
"Yo, what's up with Michael? Why is he always on a tight rope?" "Oh, it's the only way he gets off. He's a big fuckin' nut rope".
by Cool Guy 198712436 January 18, 2020
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Pope on a Rope

a sex move where you tie someone to the bottom of the top bunk on a bunk bed in a pose similar to a crucifixion, than tie your legs to theirs and do pull ups into their vagina/asshole.
"bro i hit that bitch with the pope on a rope maneuver last night, and god damn that hits different."
by Robo gahndi January 24, 2020
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Holding Rope

An unspoken, dual-definition phrase invented by two scholars one night. After edibles.

It can mean the following. Either:

1) A person possessing a large member/dong/phallus/dick. Like "packing heat"
2) Holding in a shit real bad to the point you feel it unfurl upon exiting.

Can mean either in the following example:
Person 1: "Where's Jason gone?"
Person 2: "He's holding rope, had to go sort it out"
by Dr. OA PhD. & King KSwizz April 23, 2020
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Rope Braiding

Verb (political): When an authority figure allows lesser authority figures to commit impeachable acts while pretending to turn a blind eye in order to build a case for removal of the lesser authority figures from office.

Taken from the saying, "give them enough rope to hang themselves with."
"I wish the board would stop rope braiding and just fire Jenkins. How many people do they really think are in on it?"
by Macánta Go'Deimhin May 13, 2020
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