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Couldn't play a Note to save their strote

When someone can't play an instrument, then starts jamming random notes and they sound terrible
Wow this guy couldn't play a Note to save their strote
by S Shadic April 4, 2020
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Death Note

Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.

Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.

But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
Wow Death Note is really weird
by gloomybearfan28 November 22, 2021
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pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.
I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.
by Ty955 May 8, 2024
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note guy

A 'secret' code name used for an extremely cute guy. Usually, this is used for boys named Ryan or Reece.

These guys are admiring to girls and girls just can't get enough of him.
*walks around*

Girl 1: hey! Look it's Ryan!

Girl 2: shhh...remember, it's Note Guy?
by Butterfly Dots xx December 3, 2013
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Note Dropper

Prison slang. The snitch who is known for snitching in writing. The snitch well known for passing the note to the guard.
"I ain't got any kind of talk for a note dropper
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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note taker

an annoying individual about as liked and kindly regarded as a snitch or a liar. someone who's jotting down jaded or extremely off based "facts" in their mind about someone or something, based off what they may claim they saw or heard. their opinions and comments on events that have occurred generally come from way the fuck out in left field and usually have no truth to them whatsoever. they are sometimes known to gather information by asking annoying, off putting questions.
"ay heard ol' karens a note taker." 'don't talk nuthin bout no questions round' er, ya hear ?"
by amethystwording May 18, 2023
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