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The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).
I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.
by Croybarn October 28, 2017
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The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021
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Ol' man McGee

A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)

"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)

"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
by Jorellyoung December 9, 2016
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dig ol bicks

Refers to the phrase “big ol dicks
WOW those are some Dig Ol Bicks!
by Big Ol Bitties May 16, 2018
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Clig Ol bitties

Women with large or oversized clits. Sometimes these 'clig ol bitties' look like small dicks.
Damn, those girls have some clig ol bitties!
by kknox March 10, 2011
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ole basement whore

Someone committed to completely satisfying their parnter and not worried about putting on a pretty show.
I love my wife, she's a great mom and my bestfriend, that's why she's my grade-a ole basement whore.
by Cuddlycactus June 3, 2018
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The Ol’ Dick Twist

A term in the FGC (Fighting Game Community), used as a stand-in for useless information.
“You’re just naming moves... You guys are just drinking a beer, y’know, just full screen, yelling ‘Give him The Ol’ Dick Twist!’”
by Henbert March 22, 2021
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