Big ole lips

The lips grow every single day.

Dang bro you got them big ole lips

by Krodz2009 October 15, 2020

The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017

The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).

I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.

by Croybarn October 28, 2017

big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.

Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.

by t i n o December 11, 2017

An Ol’ Lean down

When a female leans forward, causing her shirt to gracefully fall away from her body, revealing her clevage

Friend 1“Bud, we were in class and she had a big shirt on so we saw her tits when she grabbed her backpack”
Friend 2: “ Oh you mean an ol’ lean down”

by Pat556 December 7, 2017

Ol' blue dipper

When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.

guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!

by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021