Sebastian norris

Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive

I wish I was a Sebastian Norris

by anonymous December 19, 2023

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Chatting Norris

Talking rubbish

No way he’s 6ft 4 he’s chatting norris

by Norris chatter May 4, 2023

cameryn norris

A man who loves red heads

Red head girl named addy: Is that cameryn norris?
Blonde girl named Morley: Yeah but be careful he loves red heads like you!

by Exoticdoorhandle May 4, 2023

Oliver Norris

A person who is cute, annoying and rude to me but still is my crush because I can't help my emotions even tho its him

Oliver Norris is a dickhead even though he's my crush

by Kfbwijxhsn7ajzjbdkN December 22, 2022

James norris

James norris is a man who will attract females like no other male on the planet , he is willing to fall in love and also willing to play the field , woman crumble at the feet for a james norris

Did you see that boy over there?
He has to be a JAMES NORRIS

by FIRDAYSATDESUNDE November 22, 2021

Norris

People with this middle name need to dangle their balls over a snake pit. The middle name Norris comes from the Latin word that means "the big bald one" which perfectly describes the people that hold this middle name. But seriously, if you have this middle name, bungee jump into a pile of rat dung you piece of ass. If you plan on giving you child this middle name, drop kick your baby please.

Boy 1: What a loser,his middle name is Norris!
Boy 2: Yes daddy.

by Johnny Kirkland December 3, 2020