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French Press

The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.
My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.
by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019
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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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BLK Punx Press

A POC ran DIY music venue located in Cleveland, OH that fosters community for artists in a LGBTQIA+ safe space
Hey are you going to that show this weekend at BLK PUNX PRESS?
by Joinmy.navy November 27, 2021
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volleyball press

When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
Man, this crazy Milf came from behind and volleyball pressed me!
by ElVerde76 December 4, 2018
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Man-pressed

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived
I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.
by Violetdavain November 17, 2019
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Press

Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing.
Unless someone was having the police press people, why would they know what time the police back off at? Jobs prevent most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis, and learning it from experience.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
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Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
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