Hiccup Texting

Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.

See also: Drunk Texting

Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."

Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"

by BCoBounder November 22, 2011

courtesy text

1) When you see some one you haven't seen in a while so you text them so you dont feel bad and your not being rude
2) When you get someones number and you text them for like a week and then just stop, so your not the jerk that "didnt text me"

1) I saw Joe at the mall so i sent him a courtesy text so he wouldnt think i was ignoring him.
2) I need to send that chick from the fair a courtesy text so if we meet again she wont slap me.

by angel of america November 29, 2009

text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

Text-Lec

receiving a lecture by text message

Text-Lec from Dad to Daughter: Don't u think gvn the current economy u should have a new job b 4 u quit ur existing 1?

by MoeTX May 21, 2009

blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.

(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.

by Charuzu August 3, 2021

Ouija text

When you are so drunk your finger hovers over your phone like a Ouija board sensing the letter you want to press.

Fred is so drunk he is outside Ouija texting his girlfriend

by Milkysym December 16, 2013

pecker texting

When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.

WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?

ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off

WTF, knock it off!

by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018