Ramen Noodles

The go to food for college students.

Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!

by You want a cookie? June 10, 2018

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah September 07, 2015

nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go

Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema October 10, 2015

Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

Noodle Nubbers

Unusually long and round nipples

It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers

by DickDrangus December 25, 2013

floor noodles

noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor

ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!

by It’smebitch🤠 March 02, 2019

Noodle tickeler

A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.

I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)

by B1tchchic January 24, 2008