When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the None Humanity Monkemug. To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
Get the Monk Modemug. Guy: do you remember monkes
Other guy : um yea
Guy: THEY ALL FUCKING DIED THEY GODDAMN FUCKING DIED
Other guy: ⊙_⊙
Other guy : um yea
Guy: THEY ALL FUCKING DIED THEY GODDAMN FUCKING DIED
Other guy: ⊙_⊙
by Melodyseen July 11, 2022
Get the Monkemug. 
my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.
by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023
Get the porch monkemug. You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.
by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022
Get the Monke Ballsmug. monke's the best person you'll ever meet in your life, he's literally the sweetest and most adorable person anyone could ever ask for. monke is usually very quiet and very introverted but if he's comfortable with you, he's the most funniest and craziest person you know. he's always so cute but he's really cute when he explains something to you. monke is full of dark and funny humor. he'd always cheer you up. even if you don't see it as much, he's really brave and strong. literally a sigma. he goes through a lot but never shows anyone the pain he's in yet he fixes broken people without him even knowing. he tries his best to be his best self. he's got the prettiest smile and the most handsome face, he may be insecure sometimes but when you see him, you know that there's nothing for him to be insecure about. you would fall in love with monke at the first very first sight. he's literally that handsome. if you ever hear his voice, you'd fall in love with him. he's got the most calming voice that can cool anyone down. if a monke is in love with you surely are the luckiest person to be alive. he's surely the best person you/you're dated/dating. a monke would never cheat on you. the last thing a monke will do is hurt you.
monke will try his best to never ever hurt you no matter if its hurting him. monke will take really good care of you and love you so very much that you'll become obsessed with him. if a monke truly loves you, he would die for you. monke if he walks in to your life, don't ever let him go, he's truly a blessing to your life. if a monke walks out your life, you would be haunted forever because you know that no one can ever possibly replace a monke. when you really love a monke, you're the fool who cant help falling in love. take really good care of monke! i love monke .
by cherrbtw January 10, 2023
Get the monkemug.