Flying moose

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.

I was skull fucking vanessa when I decided to cover her eyes with a flying moose

by Klumaverik March 13, 2019

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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016

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Snoopy Moose

Snoopy Moose is a slang for a Methadone pill

Hey mate! You bring me a snoopy moose today I feel like shit!

by TommyGunnZ33 June 23, 2016

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Moose knuckle

It is like a camel toe but the woman has a fatter vagina than a woman with a camel toe

Damn her pussy is so fat its more like a moose knuckle instead of a camel toe

by Starr Hawn April 7, 2021

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moose overlord

A tall person, often referred to as simply 'moose', but holds much more power than a normal moose. Is normally sarcastic, sassy, and antisocial. Rules all moose of the land.

Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got sasses by a moose overlord.
That moose overlord is mean!

by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 2, 2017

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