a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
Get the the juan noodlemug. An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!
Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021
Get the Juan y las putasmug. by Manny Dominguez February 4, 2014
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Get the juan hernandez-ricomug. Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!
by ilovejuan September 28, 2017
Get the Juanmug. He’s a mexican man with thick black hair, brown skin he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it's wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn't apply himself to school as much as he should. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special.He has soft brown eyes and as a bonus has has a (third leg and can perform wonders with it) He’s just a sweet and thoughtful guy, and good bf materiel with a romantic side to him.
by flrtyndw November 19, 2023
Get the Juanmug.