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Jose

Jose is a guy who loves to get around. His favorite hobby is messing with every girl's feelings and saying the most foul shit. He has a huge ego and never admits he is wrong. He also has a very large hatred for over-sized women. If you ever come across a Jose, steer clear and mind your business. His ego is the size of the universe but gets very butthurt when the girls he played talks to another boy. Jose is also very athletic, he loves to lift weights and think he is the strongest man in the world. He also does cheer and likes to criticize other athletes that are better than him. But in the end Jose is a very hard worker and will push you harder than anyone. Also never joke around with him because he will say the most hurtful shit even though you were joking.
"Im the most humble person in this room"-Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose
by kittenmilk25 June 13, 2023
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Jose

A lonely, jealous, dickless kid, who acts straight but is gay. A “Jose” is often a person who can’t fight because of his weak and scrawny. A “ Jose” is one the biggest pick me boys you will ever meet and is ALWAYS the fakest person around.
Why are you being such a “jose”?
by beastMCGZ March 28, 2022
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