A huge faggot with a hot mom with a give up on life haircut, dates a girl that he doesn't talk to, overall a huge faggot.
by Jacob Pilens January 16, 2017
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Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
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