Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.

1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see

by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019

Dangers

A very annoying or agitating person

"hi Dangers"

by Dangers-J November 27, 2018

Danger Dick

Term used to describe a fast moving object of mass with destructive potential. Usually in a windmill or reciprocal motion

When the driveshaft broke on my truck, that danger dick mangled the under carriage beyond repair.

by madman11790 October 1, 2021

Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss

Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!

by I want todos May 14, 2021

Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.

Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"

by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024

Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

danger-rope-a-dope

A snake handling technique where you use a snake hook to repeatedly pull a snake in the direction opposite to where it is trying to flee while backing up until the snake is exhausted enough to pick it up by the tail.

I saw a guy try to use the danger-rope-a-dope on a black mamba, and he almost didn't die.

by F.Dirac July 25, 2018