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hoe moment

When a normally sexually responsive female acts like a hoe but only for a moment
Wow Mariah had such a hoe moment at that party.. Did you see her?
by Bitchtits October 20, 2015
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Vrakious Moment

Vrakious moment -
A moment where tech in the Roblox Star Wars Genre does not work or has lots of bugs
“My saber pike has a cylinder at the end.”
“Yep, that’s a Vrakious moment.”
by Overwatchredditlucio123 August 6, 2021
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Bryan Moment

The moment when your girlfriend left you for someone else for a dumb reason.
Bryan's girlfriend left him just to let him experience a Bryan Moment.
by mamamopogi March 12, 2021
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Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.
0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.
by well...shit March 3, 2014
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Ellie moment

A moment in which a person become extremely emo and pooey. In these moment a person may experience quoting emo quotes or participating in "am i emo" quizes. When we all know, yes you are an emo
Person A- "I'm drowning in a dark pit of nothingness"

Person B- "ellie moment..."

Person A- "I’m numb and I’m tired. Too much has happened today. I feel as if I’d been out in a pounding rain for forty-eight hours without an umbrella or a coat. I’m soaked to the skin with emotion"

Person A- "becasue im the devil whos searching for redemption 💀 😢"

Person A- "Already I realize certain feelings I was not aware of, like the fear of being hurt.
I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood"

Person A- "Anxiety is a feeling grown too large. A feeling grown aggressive and dangerous. You're responsible for it's consequences, you're responsible for treating it. But Michael, you're not responsible for causing it. You're not morally at fault for it. No more than you would be for a tumor"
by fartbollocks March 13, 2022
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Murray Moment

“Yo did you spend out of your savings for that?”

“Yeah, why?”

Fucking Murray Moment bro
by Ice Cube UD March 26, 2023
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Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.
Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"
by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020
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