Hannah is the epitome of dumb bitch juice. She likes to think shes quirky and “all that”, but realistically, everyone knows shes a piece of shit. She is the worst flirter to ever exist and sends men running for the hills once shes in their sights. Beware of Hannah, or she will tear you to threads with her hideous complexion and nasty nature.
“Dude, there was this girl who came up to me and just started drooling all over herself, and she kept smacking my ass.” —- “Let me guess, it was that girl HANNAH again wasnt it.”
by Bananers McMuffin March 10, 2020
Get the Hannah mug.the girl no one wants to hang out with and is always forgotten about. she is secretly dying inside and has really bad anxiety and has panic attacks and people don’t realize it’s happening
Scenario 1
Person 1: Have you heard of Hannah?
Person 2: Who in the world is that? i’m sure she’s really weird!
Scenario 2
Person 1: Should i post this on my snap story?
Person 2: Oh yes. That would make Hannah really jealous!
Scenario 3
Person 1: Omg are you having a panic attack??
Hannah: No, i’m perfectly fine
Person 1: Are you sure? i’m trying to be a good friend unlike some people i know
Person 1: Have you heard of Hannah?
Person 2: Who in the world is that? i’m sure she’s really weird!
Scenario 2
Person 1: Should i post this on my snap story?
Person 2: Oh yes. That would make Hannah really jealous!
Scenario 3
Person 1: Omg are you having a panic attack??
Hannah: No, i’m perfectly fine
Person 1: Are you sure? i’m trying to be a good friend unlike some people i know
by hannahpaige005 December 21, 2019
Get the Hannah mug.Hannah is that quirky gay girl in your classes, she's a bit strange and shy but when she's with her friend she's loud, funny, gory and disturbing. She never knows what to do when others are sad because she doesn't know what to do for herself.
Friend: Hey, did you see Hannah?
You: yeah, her clothing style is so weird but I kinda love it.
Friend: yeah.
You: yeah, her clothing style is so weird but I kinda love it.
Friend: yeah.
by Pelargonium December 17, 2019
Get the Hannah mug.Hannah is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is gorgeous, funny, and fucking cute as hell. She has a dirty side but that just adds to the fun of begin with her. Hannah will always open up to you when she feels that she trusts you, all you need to do is ask. This amazing girl as had a dark past and may not like to share unless she knows that she can trust you. She loves salted caramel cookies and cuddles with her one and only true love. She also really likes oz-tag and skateboarding which makes her seem even more fucking adorable and a goddess. Always tell her you love her and give her amazing presents because she deserves so much more than you could ever give. You should never take advantage of this wonderful girl or she may take your heart with her and leave.
Sebastian: I’m so fricking in love with Hannah
Ethan: well then you gotta let her know
Sebastian: But what if she doesn’t like me back?
Ethan: You just gotta go for it bro
Ethan: well then you gotta let her know
Sebastian: But what if she doesn’t like me back?
Ethan: You just gotta go for it bro
by SebStar503 April 22, 2020
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