Cord Griffin

Cord Griffin

(noun)
1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him — he gives off major Cord Griffin vibes.”

by VegasBrain2025 December 12, 2025

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when a obese person has sex with a very skinny person and they suffocate them with their breast

i was giving becky the peter griffin grinder last night.

by tickler tyler 67 January 9, 2026

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Griffin

The long awaited king of the Teenage mutant ninja turtles, he spends his night beating up bank robbers and small children. He always pays his taxes and makes villains pay for there crimes

cool... griffin

by goofy goober 23 November 22, 2021

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Griffin heirs in the land of smurfsville. He lives off eating the smurfs, and using their hair. he hates bunnies.

Griffin is weird ngl.

by Pita Chip ( w/ biggest leg) November 22, 2021

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Griffin

A really hilarious guy who can make you laugh at any cost. Is very sarcastic, but sweet on the inside;he may be immature at times.
I cant be around Griffin without laughing!

Griffin - "every second that goes by is a second percent chance less that you will EVER EVEN GUESS!"

Girl - "AHAHAH Griffin is so funny!"

by mikedal22 November 22, 2021

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